Full The Pet Peeves Song Lyrics – Dude Perfect Song

THE PET PEEVES SONG LYRICS:

Dude Perfect — Yas Yas – haha

Why are you talking like that?

Recording a lit video, bro –

A song about Pet Peeves, brah

That’s interesting because

my #1 pet peeve is people overusing bro and brah

I hear you brah

but Pet Peeves are makin my life a grind, bro

You’re actually grindin on my nerves,

like right now

Man, listen I’mma break it down with precision

The mission, is to expose pet peeve conditions

I’ll list em, like couples, who over-say bae

Or people goin around saying that’s cray cray

And I gotta be honest – I was really hopin

You could stop eating with your mouth wide open

And try Scopin, please back up off me

Breath smellin like burnt dog poop and coffee

And stop these, baby-name catastrophes

Like Ransom, Melanomia and ABCDE

And I’m sick of passin these dogs that bark a lot

Why are you leaving grocery carts in a parkin lot?

And whether it’s dark or not, why oh why oh why oh why

Are you takin TWO parkin spots?

Cause you’re drivin nuts, like missin one foot puts

I think I’m hatin your guts, it’s simply too much

Pet Peeves are on my mind

Makin my life a grind

Pet Peeves are on my mind

Makin my life, my life, my life, OH

Pet Peeves are on my mind

Makin my life a grind

Pet Peeves are on my mind

A grind, a grind, a grind, a grind OH

It happens every day, why must it be this way?

Another couple throwin down excessive PDA

And what am I supposed to do?

It always lights my fuse

When I squeeze mustard, but all I get is mustard juice

Dude Perfect. Listen up, it will be worth it.

I can’t stand it when pet peeves surface

Like opening a cereal bag and it explodes

Or no toilet paper over by the commode

Or someone breaking the code, of eatin food off my plate

They didn’t order no fries, but all of mine they ate

I can’t stand human zombies in a trance with their phone

I can’t stand human beings wearing too much cologne

I can’t stand close talkers, people all in my face

Or people talkin in a movie, this is such a disgrace

Or people walking round town loud talkin their phone

I wanna get up in their face and say I do not condone

I hate sign stealin cheaters

One-up story tellers

Constant interrupters

BO body smellers

Because you’re driving me nuts, like missin one foot puts

I think I’m hatin your guts, it’s simply too much

THE PET PEEVES SONG DETAMultiSpeciality:

Song: The Pet Peeves Song

Singer: Dude Perfect

Lyrics: Ben Rogers

Label: Dude Perfect