Song Single Every Single Day Do It Every Single Way and Video

About the song: Single Every Single Day Do It Every Single Way Lyrics is written and sung by Bo Burnham. The title of the song is Oh Bo.

Single Every Single Day Do It Every Single Way Lyrics

I feel like hip-hop used to be a voice for the voiceless, you know.

And now it’s become—at least in the mainstream—a symbol of misogyny, gay panic, fiscal irresponsibility.

So I figure: If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.

Hittin’ a club up, VIP

I got a fake mustache and a fake ID

I look like Woolly Willy

With a really woolly willy,

And I bypass the bouncer

Pass by an ex and I flex and bounce her, wows her

Look at all of Bo’s hoes

Lookin’ for a ride on Bo’s hose

And I spot a little Latina

Booty so big call it Oprah’s Ego

We go do it, through it

She says, “Dios mia, mi amigo.”

Pull it out, stick it in your mouth

And I bust in the back of ya

Swallow, bi^ch

There’s people starving in Africa

Single every single day

Do it every single way

Make the single ladies say

“Oh Bo!”

And if I were gay—

Though I swear I’m straight—

I’d make the fellas say…

You’re an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top

But careful, Cherry, ’cause I’m the king of pop, pop, pop, pop goes my weasel

Now you look like Jackson Pollock’s easel

My suggestion is

You don’t blow ’til you know what congestion is

Swallow when you know what digestion is

Follow Bo, the only question is

Have you been splattered before

By the Mad Hatter matador?

Cake batter, never more

It don’t matter whether you’re

Spanish, French, Swedish or Cambodian.

I’ll slime you so hard you could be on Nickelodeon

Single every single day

Do it every single way

Make the single ladies say

“Oh Bo!”

And if I were gay—

Though I swear I’m straight—

I’d make the fellas say

“Oh Bo!”

Oh Bo

Oh Bo, Bo

Oh, oh Bo

Oh Bo

Oh Bo

You think that you can handle me, girl, don’t make me laugh

I said my junk is bipolar, it’ll split you in half

And if you’re lucky, I might just bring you home

And I’ll have you going down like you’re growing an extra chromosome

And when you grab me, don’t grab me by my buns

‘Cause I got a bad case of the ru-runs

I got the runs

I got the ru-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ns

Single every single day

Do it every single way

Make the single ladies say

“Oh Bo!”

And if I were gay

Though I swear I’m straight

I’d make the fellas say

“Oh Bo!”

I wanna break it down for y’all. I came from the streets with nothing. Now I’m making hit records. For my people still living in the streets, still living in poverty, I wanna tell you: I’m doing this for you. My success is your success.

And I know you may be thinking, “Hey, if you really believe that why don’t you use some of your money to help rebuild the neighbourhood instead of putting spinning rims on a gold jet ski?”

And to that I say—uh, chorus is coming up.

Single every single day

Do it every single way

Make the single ladies say

“Oh Bo!”

And if I were gay

Though I swear I’m straight

I’d make the fellas say

Uh, uh

You gotta fume like a tuna

I’ll smell you later

I met a fat chick

And I fuc^ed her in an elevator

It was wrong on so many levels

It was wrong on so many le-le-le-levels

It was wrong on so many levels, uh

It was wrong on

It was wrong on

It was wrong on

Single every single day

Do it every single way

Make the single ladies say

“Oh Bo!”

And if I were gay

Though I swear I’m straight

I’d make the fellas say

“Oh Bo!”

Single every single—

Do it every single—

Pop that single like a Pringle jingle

Oh Bo!

This song’s almost completed

All this little ditty needed

Instrument that’s double reeded

The oboe!

Oh Bo, play that oboe

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